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29/4/2007 UK
Entire Urban Salmon team in death-orgy scandal
The entire Urban Salmon squad was discovered dead in a small inner-London brothel this week. Police details have led to the incident being coined in the press as the "Goat Orgy Scandal of Old London Town".
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Posted by Sumeet Bhandari

19/12/2005 UK
Tore In Shock Exit
Tore “dude” Buli has sensationally walked out on Urban Salmon. The club confirmed the player had left with mutual consent bringing the curtain down to an illustrious 18 month career.
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Posted by Kevin Lew

18/10/2005 UK
Club celebrates goal milestone
After their most recent match, Urban Salmon took time out to celebrate as their long-term manager, Kevin Lew - recently voted the club's most infamous player - reached the historic milestone of 30 goals for his club.
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Posted by Sumeet Bhandari

4/10/2005 UK
We slept with manager, say dancers
Following Kev's recent lack of concentration with regard to Salmon football, a group of Salmon fans - also a popular London bar dance troupe - has come forward with claims that the manager's concentration has been weakened by his antics outside the club.
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Posted by Sumeet Bhandari

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